Reality Joke

Before Dick Cheney became the vice president, in the 1980s he was a five-term congressman from Wyoming running for re-election. Well-known in the state, Cheney was out campaigning when he noticed a weather-beaten old cowboy leaning against a tree with his Stetson pulled down over his eyes. So he went over, grabbed him by the hand and said, “Hi, I’m Dick Cheney, I’m running for Congress, and I’d like your vote.”

To which the old cowpoke replied, “You got it. That stupid fool we got in there now is no damn good.”

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